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PostSubject: Pinoy Jokes Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:32 am

Mother`s milk

mother1:uy mare anu pinaiinom mu sa anak mu??


mother2:bonakid para sa matibay na buto..eh sau?


mother1:empirador para sa matatag n tagumpay..




Paxaway na Anak




NANAY:
anak, lutuin mo na tong gulay!!!

Anak:
mamaya na! ginagawa ko pa tong saranggola!!

Nanay:
punyeta!! bakit makakain mo ba yang saranggola??

Anak:hindi!! bakit lilipad ba yang gulay?!! syet!!!!

SeedLess

NakiTa ni GloRia Si eRAp NA nag tatanim NA WLA NMNg buto........


Gloria:erap tanga ka nagtatanim ka wla nmng buto!!!!!!!


Erap:mas tanga ka seedless 2 seedless




Kuba.

Kwento ni Pedrong Kuba

Isang Araw
Pedro: Nay ayaw ko na pong pumasok sa eskwelahan.
Nanay: Bakit?
Pedro: Kasi po lagi nila akong tinutuksong Kuba, kuba, kuba.
Nanay: Hayaan mo anak pag-aaralin kita ng Taekwando.

Makalipas ng 1 Buwan.

Nanay: O ano anak inaasar ka pa ba ng mga kaklase mong Kuba?
Pedro: Hindi na po Inay.
Nanay: O talaga? Ano ng tawag nila sayo?
Pedro: Ninja Turtles na po!

Kukuninko lahat para syo.

boy: kukunin ko lahat bg bituin sa langit
ibibigay ko sayo..

girl: Shut up!
d mu nga mkuha ung kulangot sa ilong mu...
bituin pa kaya..

boy: sori, d ko kasi alam na kulangot
pala ung ngusto muh...


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